My McDonalds Ad

McDonalds are running a series of television adverts with a sort of 'poetry-of-the-people' atmosphere.

Here's a sample:

I've written my own version:

"A load of unremarkable fuckheads, gluttonous behemoths, with no ethical substance,
Were just passing by."

(Repeat until everybody stops listening)

N.B. I actually eat at McDonalds a lot.